Grammatically-correct vandalism. There’s hope for the youth.
Harry Potter and the deathly lack of impact
Well that was anticlimactic. When “it all ended,” the only character I felt for was the guy who had to clean up Hogwarts.
After sitting through an 8-movie series, that was the epilogue? I want to know what happened to everyone, dammit. I don’t give a fuck about what the kid’s name was.
Also, somewhere else in this move, an “epic battle” was going on. Too bad we missed it.
Bench: marketing FAIL
I’m no marketing specialist, but I’ve dealt with advertising in a previous life. Also, I’m a consumer who believes in the importance of buying a good (and reliable!) pair of skivvies. Now, I’m not going to talk about whether i think the billboards are done in bad taste or not. I just think that you just turned off your target market (i.e. men; specifically, straight types who wear briefs.) with your insistence on posting giant posters of men in their tighties.
You do know that unless they’re boxing or wrestling, we don’t really gawk at half-naked men, right? And even then, we don’t care what brand of skivvies Triple H is rocking. (And please don’t get the wrong idea. Do not, under any circumstances, offer Pac Man any money to pose in your briefs. We still actually like the guy.) So who exactly are you selling these things to?
One last thing: we have a rugby team now? And they’re not these guys?
Overheard at McDonalds
One teenager to another:
“Ilang taon ko na pinapakain yung hamster ko at inaalagaan, tapos bigla ko naisip: bakit ko nga ba ginagawa yun?”
Review ng Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Tanginang Transformers yan. Hindi realistic.
When traffic isn’t moving and you see two drivers who still found a way to crash into each other, you know you just witnessed something special. It takes a special kind of stupid to pull that off.
Non-vampiric Vampires: the case against Twilight
While we’re on the topic, you know what else should be considered as a “non-vampire”? The pale dudes portrayed in the Twilight series. Sorry, sixteen-year-old-fangirls (and twenty-something-“straight”-guys-who-are-strangely-fascinated-with-the-series-but-not-because-you-think-Kristen-Stewart-is-kinda-hot), but baby-making “vampires” that don’t die under the sun? That’s heresy! Bram Stoker will be turning in his grave (or face-palming himself in his coffin).
How to make Twilight better.
